I’ve been doing a lot of logging-in recently, and collecting for your pleasure and edification some more of those verification words.
So here we go with Word Verification Dictionary, part deux…
Provetas – the next ‘scientific ingredient’ that advertisers will assure us we’ll find in our shampoo or breakfast cereal or yoghurt. For extra lustre or added fibre or useful bacteria or some such nonsense.
Smodshot – the flicked booger that misses its target.
Trapt – kidnapped by a monk.
Vorth – the Shimmering Guardian of the Ninth Portal of the Elders of the Galactic Spoor. Or his glowing Sword of Truth, or something like that.
Sannal – sanitation for the rear passage.
Depess – to gently and satisfyingly press a new keyboard key or a shiny, smooth, slightly concave red button, just for the sheer tactile pleasure of it.
Sphys – a very minor dose of syphilis. If such a thing is possible.
Outraths – outrageous maths.
Xorthus – hang on; this sounds more like the Shimmering Guardian of the Ninth Portal … So Vorth is his sword. Glad we got that one cleared up.
Alturess – a female philanthropist.
Tragmess – the insoluble knotted tangle of wires, hairy yarn, kite strings and redundant cell phone charger cables that greets you when you open the cupboard under the stairs. Depsite having carefully stored them in separate boxes. Even Alexander the Great would have a problem here.
Quism – as impossible as it sounds, a four-sided prism.
Urnify – to shape like a vase.
Shedetta – an escalating argument over outhouses.
Unporse – to cause to fall off a porpoise. Or, by extension, any cetacean.
Acslatin – oh, I don’t know. Some sort of new drug for migraines or ADD or rectal itching, I guess.
Exingst – the angst of exiting.
Stick around for a word-verification competition! Coming soon! With no prizes!
So funny! Fabulous stuff.
loves it!
<3,
JuliaD
Haha, I thought Provetas was the act of supporting someone with great credibility. Funny interpretations all around.
Hahahaha, utterly, utterly brilliant. WV has been blogged about before, but never as hilariously as this.
Reminds me of Douglas Adams’s The Meaning of Liff.
Also, I kinda wish you had wv now so I could do one here!
@ Eric – nice. And far smarter than mine.
@ Soda & Candy – Thanks. And I was hoping somebody would mention The Meaning of Liff. One of my favourite books.
I suspect there is a Russian crime-lord named Acslatin.
@ stoneskin: I have no doubt you are correct. He probably owns an English Premier League soccer team, too.
Love your blog, by the way.